if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
Also, if you want, send me asks on what caused it, I’m not asking for a story ( u may write one if you wish, but for those who don’t want to just put what caused it, whether its deadlines, homework, people in school, teachers, projects, tests, etc.) It’d mean alot
*edit*: Also, if you feel like you’re a disappointment/failure to your parents, or if you parents pressure you with school.